Quote Originally Posted by Offthegrid View Post
Do not dry your hair nekkid. Do not dry your other hair. Do not talk on the cell phone while nekkid. Do not talk to me while nekkid. Do not talk to your three friends, all of you while nekkid. Do not watch TV while nekkid. Do not read the newspaper while nekkid. Do not fill your water bottle while nekkid.

Don't repeat over and over to your friends how fat you are. There's not an ounce of fat on your body.

Wear more deoderant, less perfume.

Can we wear deodorant while nekkid??