So much for thighs, what about your bum?

[Wahine]

Well, since you asked so nicely.

In my first year of college I would occasionally hang out with my older sister at the bar. She was a wild one. She was also very well endowed and would often enter wet T-shirt contests and usually win. So we're out at the bar one night, I'm a little drunk, (thanks to her) and she signs me up for a "Hot Buns" contest. As I was not coherent, I thought what the hey. The prize was a full Levis wardrobe and I loved my 501s so up to the stage I go. I won.

Little did I know that this was only a municiple level contest and that I would be invited to the regional contest based on my bedonkadonk. Once sober the next day, I protested that I wouldn't go to the regionals. My sister told me to quit being a priss and swore she'd make sure I had enough to drink.

So we went to the regionals. I got drunk and I won that too. So I have the title of Ms. Hot Buns Central Alberta 1990. And I have hockey to thank for it.

I won more Levis, a pioneer stereo and a music library. Very cool. The hard part was making the Pioneer stereo work in my tin can Pontiac Acadian. They had to build speaker boxes for it!! That was one kick *** stereo in one pathetic car.

[annie]

So we're out at the bar one night, I'm a little drunk, (thanks to her) and she signs me up for a "Hot Buns" contest. As I was not coherent, I thought what the hey. The prize was a full Levis wardrobe and I loved my 501s so up to the stage I go. I won.

Little did I know that this was only a municiple level contest and that I would be invited to the regional contest based on my bedonkadonk. Once sober the next day, I protested that I wouldn't go to the regionals. My sister told me to quit being a priss and swore she'd make sure I had enough to drink.

So we went to the regionals. I got drunk and I won that too. So I have the title of Ms. Hot Buns Central Alberta 1990. And I have hockey to thank for it.

Awesome story!! So now shall we call you MHBCA 1990?

Annie

[Pika]

If only I'd known- I would have started cycling AGES ago if I could develop a butt- I don't just have a small bum- I have NO bum- I'm like that poor pathetic girl in the dressing room- I feel sorry for my bum too- I think that is why I maried DH- he has a magnificent bum. OTOH.....
I think if I were to get a prize it would be for wearing my Levis backwards and not being able to tell!
Wahine- or shall we say Queen Debonkadonk- Cycle on.....

[Wahine]

Wahine- or shall we say Queen Debonkadonk- Cycle on.....

Well, you've seen it in person. (Clothed of course, before anyone misunderstands). Does it justify such a magestic title? Just kidding. I don't really want to know the answer to that. That's kinda creepy.

[Kitsune06]

LOL

Oh, Mercy, ladies... Mercy!

[Dianyla]

That's it Wahine! We're changing your name to Queen Okole right now!

[Wahine]

ROTFLMAO!!

Better be careful, I might lose my Queen Okole title.

[lph]

That was a great story, Wahine! Here's to getting drunk every now and then

I have a spectacular bum too, come to think of it. It makes up for my total lack of waist and boobs, and my Olympian shoulders.

[rocknrollgirl]

My mt biking booty is my secret power source.....


Long Live The Booty.........

[IFjane]

And here's to those of us who have a secret hidden cyclist's bum.....we know it's under there somewhere!

[missymaya]

[QUOTE] And here's to those of us who have a secret hidden cyclist's bum.....we know it's under there somewhere! [/QUOTE ]

Here Here! I appreciate my shy cycling rear!

[mimitabby]

Wahine!! great story; thanks for telling it.
I had a cat that won some ribbons once in a cat show....

[Bluetree]

Cool story, Wahine/Yoda. As one who is absolutely lacking in "junk in her trunk" I submit to your arse-worthiness!!!

[roguedog]

And here's to those of us who have a secret hidden cyclist's bum.....we know it's under there somewhere!

RD <--- still searching for my inner cyclist's bum



You guys crack me up.