Walkers have good bum too.
Walkers have good bum too.
Lisa
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Skaters have a very nice bum. On par with cyclists I'd say.
Fortunately, I played ladies hockey in my youth and now I ride. My bum makes J-Lo look like chopped liver.
Unfortuantely, there is that big scar. But hey, no bum can be perfect.
I actually won a bum award once. But that's a story for another time.
Living life like there's no tomorrow.
http://gorgebikefitter.com/
2007 Look Dura Ace
2010 Custom Tonic cross with discs, SRAM
2012 Moots YBB 2 x 10 Shimano XTR
2014 Soma B-Side SS
TELL US THE BUM AWARD STORY!!!!! (pleeeeeeeeze?)
"If Americans want to live the American Dream, they should go to Denmark." - Richard Wilkinson
Well, since you asked so nicely.
In my first year of college I would occasionally hang out with my older sister at the bar. She was a wild one. She was also very well endowed and would often enter wet T-shirt contests and usually win. So we're out at the bar one night, I'm a little drunk, (thanks to her) and she signs me up for a "Hot Buns" contest. As I was not coherent, I thought what the hey. The prize was a full Levis wardrobe and I loved my 501s so up to the stage I go. I won.
Little did I know that this was only a municiple level contest and that I would be invited to the regional contest based on my bedonkadonk. Once sober the next day, I protested that I wouldn't go to the regionals. My sister told me to quit being a priss and swore she'd make sure I had enough to drink.
So we went to the regionals. I got drunk and I won that too. So I have the title of Ms. Hot Buns Central Alberta 1990. And I have hockey to thank for it.
I won more Levis, a pioneer stereo and a music library. Very cool. The hard part was making the Pioneer stereo work in my tin can Pontiac Acadian. They had to build speaker boxes for it!! That was one kick *** stereo in one pathetic car.![]()
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Living life like there's no tomorrow.
http://gorgebikefitter.com/
2007 Look Dura Ace
2010 Custom Tonic cross with discs, SRAM
2012 Moots YBB 2 x 10 Shimano XTR
2014 Soma B-Side SS
If only I'd known- I would have started cycling AGES ago if I could develop a butt- I don't just have a small bum- I have NO bum- I'm like that poor pathetic girl in the dressing room- I feel sorry for my bum too- I think that is why I maried DH- he has a magnificent bum. OTOH.....
I think if I were to get a prize it would be for wearing my Levis backwards and not being able to tell!
Wahine- or shall we say Queen Debonkadonk- Cycle on.....
The cure for anything is salt water;
sweat, tears or the sea
Isak Dinesen
Living life like there's no tomorrow.
http://gorgebikefitter.com/
2007 Look Dura Ace
2010 Custom Tonic cross with discs, SRAM
2012 Moots YBB 2 x 10 Shimano XTR
2014 Soma B-Side SS
That was a great story, Wahine! Here's to getting drunk every now and then![]()
I have a spectacular bum too, come to think of it. It makes up for my total lack of waist and boobs, and my Olympian shoulders.
Winter riding is much less about badassery and much more about bundle-uppery. - malkin
1995 Kona Cinder Cone commuterFrankenbike/Selle Italia SLR Lady Gel Flow
2008 white Nakamura Summit Custom mtb/Terry Falcon X
2000 Schwinn Fastback Comp road bike/Specialized Jett
My mt biking booty is my secret power source.....
Long Live The Booty.........
And here's to those of us who have a secret hidden cyclist's bum.....we know it's under there somewhere!![]()
"When I'm on my bike I forget about things like age. I just have fun." Kathy Sessler
2006 Independent Fabrication Custom Ti Crown Jewel (Road, though she has been known to go just about anywhere)/Specialized Jett