So much for thighs, what about your bum?

[Veronica]

That's very funny.

V.

[KnottedYet]

Oh, yeah, the cyclist's bum! I love it! Was admiring mine today in the mirror at work!

(but don't tell anyone!)

[BleeckerSt_Girl]

Walkers have good bum too.

[Wahine]

Skaters have a very nice bum. On par with cyclists I'd say.

Fortunately, I played ladies hockey in my youth and now I ride. My bum makes J-Lo look like chopped liver.

Unfortuantely, there is that big scar. But hey, no bum can be perfect.

I actually won a bum award once. But that's a story for another time.

[KnottedYet]

TELL US THE BUM AWARD STORY!!!!! (pleeeeeeeeze?)

[Wahine]

Well, since you asked so nicely.

In my first year of college I would occasionally hang out with my older sister at the bar. She was a wild one. She was also very well endowed and would often enter wet T-shirt contests and usually win. So we're out at the bar one night, I'm a little drunk, (thanks to her) and she signs me up for a "Hot Buns" contest. As I was not coherent, I thought what the hey. The prize was a full Levis wardrobe and I loved my 501s so up to the stage I go. I won.

Little did I know that this was only a municiple level contest and that I would be invited to the regional contest based on my bedonkadonk. Once sober the next day, I protested that I wouldn't go to the regionals. My sister told me to quit being a priss and swore she'd make sure I had enough to drink.

So we went to the regionals. I got drunk and I won that too. So I have the title of Ms. Hot Buns Central Alberta 1990. And I have hockey to thank for it.

I won more Levis, a pioneer stereo and a music library. Very cool. The hard part was making the Pioneer stereo work in my tin can Pontiac Acadian. They had to build speaker boxes for it!! That was one kick *** stereo in one pathetic car.

[annie]

So we're out at the bar one night, I'm a little drunk, (thanks to her) and she signs me up for a "Hot Buns" contest. As I was not coherent, I thought what the hey. The prize was a full Levis wardrobe and I loved my 501s so up to the stage I go. I won.

Little did I know that this was only a municiple level contest and that I would be invited to the regional contest based on my bedonkadonk. Once sober the next day, I protested that I wouldn't go to the regionals. My sister told me to quit being a priss and swore she'd make sure I had enough to drink.

So we went to the regionals. I got drunk and I won that too. So I have the title of Ms. Hot Buns Central Alberta 1990. And I have hockey to thank for it.

Awesome story!! So now shall we call you MHBCA 1990?

Annie

[lph]

That was a great story, Wahine! Here's to getting drunk every now and then

I have a spectacular bum too, come to think of it. It makes up for my total lack of waist and boobs, and my Olympian shoulders.