Funny! I'll add....

or when you have 5 bikes in the living room, because they "add a personal touch" to the decor- and because it' s the most practical place to be

or when my mom constantly asks- what are you training for now sweetie?

or when the space in my closet has significantly changed from being a "work wardrobe" to a "tri wardrobe". My poor work wardrobe consists now of 3 kinds of black pants and about a dozen nice tops. Oh well, lots of professionals wear suits- it's sorta the same.... (ok, not really, but my job is pretty relaxed- too bad I'm trying to find a new one).

or when I consider distances in the amount of time it would take me to ride there- even if I'm driving