Dear So and So

[logdiva32]

Dear overweight fitness center attendant,
Perhaps, if you place a covered bike rack out side of your fitness center, I would not ask you to move some of the old wrestling mats and boxing bags that lie at every hallway exit blocking the doors, because you will not allow me to bring my bike inside because, it is unsecured personal property and oh a "fire hazard" in the corner, that all 6 people who are in the gym might run for the same door; then I would happily lock my bike up outside and I might use your facility more and you won't have to cut your hours for lack of use. Oh, Then you wouldn't suggest driving my car like you do" who is 50 lbs overweight". But, guess it is not worth argueing over.

[CyclChyk]

Dear Biker Goddess/Powers That Be/God/Lucky Leprechan/Whoever can help the hopeless:

Pleaseeeeeeee don't let me flunk out of cycling class this weekend - please grant me the natural skills needed and confidence to know I have them so that I might pass the course with flying colors and get my learners permit and ultimately my mororcycle license so I don't have to ride b***h anymore and make my DH proud.

(I'll ask for guidance to a really cool bike once the above is obtained and I have proven to be a competent rider).

thank you.

Pic of a really cool bike below