Dear So and So

[Aint Doody]

Dear Nincompoops who park in our business parking lot,

Please read the big sign that says the parking lot is for our customers and employees only. Do not park there and leave for an hour and then come back and complain when I've parked behind you because I had nowhere else to park. If you want to pay the taxes and the upkeep on our parking lot, we'll negotiate.

[Pax]

Dear Snow Plow Driver,

I know you're really busy and probably exhausted but could you PLEASE stop piling all the snow from the street into the parking space next to my truck...I can't even get to the door to move it out of the way.

Frozenly yours,

Queen

[LBTC]

Dear staff of our employee services (human resources) department:

When I told you in June last year that my husband had quit his job and no longer had any benefits, I can understand that it was up to me to change my flex benefits plan online. I did that as soon as his coverage was over.

However, when I told you that he didn't have coverage anymore, you could have automatically made the change in my extended medical coverage so that when he went to pick up the first prescription he needed the coverage would have been in place.

And when it wasn't, several months ago, and I asked you to make that change which I thought you would have done automatically, did it not occur to you to check to see if you had changed my medical coverage?

Funny thing is, those medical guys send bills that are not allowed to be forwarded so that now, 8 months later, the bill is a warning that we'll be sent to a collection agency for monies that my employment contract say that you should be paying.

When I told you that he had quit his job and had no coverage, what did you think I meant?

No hugs or butterflies for you ladies, but I sure hope you can figure out a system so that nobody else has to deal with this!

~T~

[mimitabby]

Dear Snow Plow Driver,

I know you're really busy and probably exhausted but could you PLEASE stop piling all the snow from the street into the parking space next to my truck...I can't even get to the door to move it out of the way.

Frozenly yours,

Queen

oh, QUEEN, I AM JEALOUS!!

[snapdragen]

Dear Cash Posting Unit:

I submit electronic payment files daily, and provide you with a complete report to reconcile these payments, again, daily. Why do you wait two months to inform me that you are missing something? Do you think I just pull these things out of my a$$?

[Kitsune06]

Dear clients,
Please, just wait ONE day between when you're *going* to complain about not getting your 1099s and when you actually *do* complain. *I* do not send them out. My *manager* does not send them out. They are sent from Kansas. I am unbelievably sick of you people freaking out that you're not getting your damm 1099s only to call back the next day to inform me that oh, yes, you just got it, after I just went through a boatload of crap with our home office to get you a 2nd copy. IT MAKES ARYN GRR SMASHY. It makes her want to *backhand* you. ESPECIALLY when you KNOW you're the umpteenth person to call on it *that day* and then are totally half-@ssed about your appology. Either apologize or don't. If you don't, I don't care. Just a business transaction. When you do, it restores my faith in humanity. BUT when you do, insincerely, it makes me want to shred your documents, put them in a pretty envelope and send them to you that way. Jerks.
ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Cheers,
~Aryn L. Fox
Primary Accounts Administrator
Blah Blah Youcaretoomuchaboutmoney Inc.

[massbikebabe]

Dear Physical Therapy People:

Last week you told me I am going to need a new left hip in the very near future. Today my elderly mother comes to take me in for my PT, because she has a dream that one day I will no longer be handicapped. WELL, THE LEAST YOU COULD DO WOULD BE TO PUT DOWN SOME GD ROCK SALT ON THE ICE WE GOT. What do you want me to get my new hip sooner than later
AND, I feel like my complaint fell on deaf ears...I hope someone sues your pants off!!!!!!!

disgruntled handicapped person

[Aint Doody]

Dear Women's Clothing Designers:

Please remember that the baby boomers don't have ultra flat stomachs and don't really like to have pants, short, skirts hit their tummies right at the largest part. I'm tired of wearing my panty hose up around my waist and then having my pants ride down below that. Grrrrrrrr.....