Weird question: Has anyone here ever...

[Mr. Bloom]

My body was originally built like a 12 year old boy.

So, I'm one of those people that you all may not understand.....I did have breast augmentation.

PS: I never did get around to wearing that gown and robe

Just for the record, she never looked like a 12 year old boy to me AND she did the surgery for HER not me. I've loved her just fine before and still love her now.

On the nightgown and robe...here's the rest of the story (as I lay here in bed with a stomach bug). At our wedding, I had a 104 degree temperature. The Dr. gave me 'interferon', a dose for me and a dose for her ($32/pill 20 years ago). Getting to Boca Raton by plane was a fiasco finally arriving at 1:30 AM. We were whipped. Long story short, my fever broke at 3AM and I awoke in a cold sweat and the bed was drenched with sweat. SO, on our first night of marriage, and without thinking, I had to wake Silver up and let her know that I had "wet the bed"...not thinking of what I was describing! And 20 years later, I'm still sick in bed

[silver]

Thread hijack topic No. 1:

Awwww....Mr. I wish I could make you feel better.

I do remember, on our honeymoon, having room service serve us gingerale in champagne glasses.

We did both recover in time to enjoy our honeymoon!

And on to our thread hijack topic number 2:......

Lisa, yes, I do think we long to have some normalcy. My cousin had a breast reduction. She and I are now the same size, her going down about the same volume I went up......If we could have only done the exchange ourselves. Ha!

[missymaya]

I used to coach at a lake and there wasn't any running water or electricity so no showers or other facilites. All I wore were jeans or khaki shorts to length of my knees, t-shirts, rain jackets and a ball cap with sunglasses. I always had sandals and had wet and dirty feet and usually forgot to shave, so whenever I went to the store or any place for that matter, it was 'thank you sir' and then I would reply 'have a great day' with a smile on my face, being nice and my voice would reveal my sex! Man, I miss those days of not having to worry about nice dress pants and work heels and other dress clothes and makeup Blugh, not my style for the most part.
As for boobs, I'm fortunate enough to have a nice sized B but they have an odd shape sort of(they dont look like triangles or blobs and if they did, yikes ) They're weird looking, especially during what I like to call 'magic happy fun time'.

[Popoki_Nui]

Yep, happens to me occasionally as well, and strangely, more often in summer when it's pretty obvious I'm NOT a guy. Yeesh. I've never really been girly-girl thanks in part to a military upbringing, and being tall doesn't help either, but even modestly endowed as I am I occasionally get the 'sir' thing.

Before I retired from the optical biz, when I got called 'sir' I'd just offer the offender my business card (imprinted with my first name Sherry, and my title)and suggest (in a serious but tongue-in-cheek sort of way) they come see me for an eye exam, or at least new glasses!

I've never really liked my first name...think it's a little too sucky for me...but using the business card trick works every time. I still keep a card with me for those who are suffering apparent visual difficulties.

[tygab]

let's see... I have my whole life had short hair and dress in more comfortable than stylish clothing (like fleece tops and jeans when left to my own choices). I actually am probably more girly now than ever since I have allowed light blue and a few other shades into my wardrobe. And my bike has pink on it! I am petite and fairly thin. However, I also have some curves and a very feminine face so I've always thought it should seem pretty obvious.

But, yes, when I was a kid I got mistaken for a boy constantly which bothered me. Skiing a few years ago, I got very politely asked in the lift line (shuffling along) "Little boy, could you go faster?" I was pretty miffed when it happened but now my husband and I laugh about it and I understand it's hard to tell underneath the gloves, helmet, goggles etc. It doesn't happen as much now. I think I must have some 'womanly wisdom' aura now that I am in my mid thirties. Who knows...

[Mimosa]

I get mistaken for a boy occasionally especially when doing sports. But I am 5'11", weigh 160lbs, need L in shirt size and lack great curves so the error is easily made Though it's a great bod to do sports with which outweighs the downside of being occasionally called 'sir'. I allways think "Are you blind, would a boy have breasts or something?"

It could be worse, my bro is 6'3" and weighs 190, it must have been the food they serve here since my parents are both 5'5"