Weird question: Has anyone here ever...

[mary9761]

I was and still wearing a 50 DDD at the time (totally stretched out of shape) when you're that large and have never had a formal fitting it's near impossible to find one that doesn't cost an arm and a leg that fit right. You also wear them till they are literally falling apart because they DO cost an arm and a leg. Of course it doesn't take long for them to stretch out of shape either.
I swear that's the first place my weight gains and the last place I lose in my chest. I can't understand those people who go have watermelons put on thier chest artificially, what a pain, literally

[Pax]

... I can't understand those people who go have watermelons put on thier chest artificially, what a pain, literally

Agree 100%, I spent a small fortune to get rid of mine...worth every penny ten times over!

[mimitabby]

Now, on the other hand, when we took my younger son Tom to Italy with us for the first time, a number of concerned people asked us if he was a boy or a girl. Here's a guy who was absolutely bristling with muscles, almost no body fat, 23 years old, a wimpy moustache(those hair genes again) and a huge long fat red braid of hair down to his butt.
It was hilarious. (to me)
One elderly relative once she was assured that Tommaso was really a boy said to me, "I do like his hair"

[Bikingmomof3]

I swear that's the first place my weight gains and the last place I lose in my chest. I can't understand those people who go have watermelons put on thier chest artificially, what a pain, literally

I gain there first and it takes forever to lose there. I also cannot imagine opting to be my bra size...well maybe if there was any perk left I would feel differently?

[mimitabby]

Ha, I really wonder about women who pay thousands for augmentation. Don't they know about gravity?? Imagine how silly they will look when they are 60?!?!?
Plastic surgeons should be REQUIRED to show pictures of what women look like 20 or 30 years post surgery.

[mary9761]

I gain there first and it takes forever to lose there. I also cannot imagine opting to be my bra size...well maybe if there was any perk left I would feel differently?

Ha, I really wonder about women who pay thousands for augmentation. Don't they know about gravity?? Imagine how silly they will look when they are 60?!?!?
Plastic surgeons should be REQUIRED to show pictures of what women look like 20 or 30 years post surgery.

LOL isn't THAT the truth! Now that I am losing weight it's even WORSE. I swore that by the time I was MUCH older and lost weight I'd look like something out of National Geographics and would have to roll the emply bags up to put INTO a bra. Well, I already look like something out National Geographics and it ain't pretty either
The only time gravity is my friend is on a nice DOWNHILL!!

[Trekhawk]

Well, I already look like something out National Geographics and it ain't pretty either
The only time gravity is my friend is on a nice DOWNHILL!!

LOL - Mary you are such a laugh. Dont worry you are not alone even us girls with smaller boobs still find gravity isn't our friend.

[jobob]

Back when Lee & I were dating and early in our marriage - nearly 20 years ago !! - his hair was very blond and curly, and he wore it longer than he does now.

We were sitting in a booth in a restaurant facing each other, and a waitress approached us coming towards me, so she saw my face and the back of Lee's head.

The waitress registered the curly blond hair and the two small hoop earrings in his left ear (he was also a skinny lad back then) as she approached, and the first words out of her mouth were "what can I get for you ladies today?".

Then she glanced at Lee and the poor woman looked absolutely horrified when she realized her mistake.

Lee & I burst out laughing and I reassured her that his hair was so beautiful (damn him) that it was an easy mistake to make.

This actually happened on two separate occasions.

[jobob]

To be honest, Silver, I've thought about breast augmentation from time to time. I have a heck of a time finding A-cup bras that I actually fill out !

But, I guess I never really wanted to do it enough to go through with it ... back when I was a po' grad student and postdoc I couldn't afford it, and nowadays, eh, it seems kind of silly for me to do it as I'm approaching the big 5-oh.

[silver]

I can't say that anyone has actually said something to me, but I used to get those quizzical second looks, like why are you wearing all those girly (long hair, earrings and sports bra) but have no female like features. My body was originally built like a 12 year old boy. Not that there's anything wrong with that. It's just not curvy in anyway. I have no Bum, straight through the waist. I'm 5'8" and 110 pounds.

So, I'm one of those people that you all may not understand.....I did have breast augmentation. But I went from NO breast tissue to a size B. (technically a large B, small C) They aren't heavy. The comments make me think you all might be talking about women who get larger ones, like DD's and larger.

Funny story, When I was getting married to Mr. My mother got me this very lovely Christian Dior Nightgown and Robe. Satiny and lacy (TOTALLY not my style) but I was young and tried to be nice, so I tried it on for her and some of my friends. They all rolled on the floor laughing (I laughed with them because it was hilarious!!!) because I filled it out better with my shoulder blades better than I filled out with my chest.

PS: I never did get around to wearing that gown and robe

[mary9761]

Silver you are correct when you assume I'm speaking of those who get GINORMOUS implants put in. The last time I was flat chested was when I was 7 years old so I can see getting REASONABLE "natural" looking implants, but getting larger than a C cup is asking for trouble (seriously) I wore a 36 C bra in the 6th grade at 10 or 11 yrs old. Talk about growing up (literally) too fast. There has only been one time in my adult life that I was able to buy pretty, lacey (albeit underwire which I hated) bras and that was before my original back injury when I got down to approximate 175-180#
Right now I'm lucky to find bras from Hoosier Tent and Awning (seriously though have to pay $25+ for an ugly bra that holds its shape for a couple times before it starts drooping and sliding down from where it's supposed to be from weight)

[silver]

Mary! You are hilarious! It's good to see that your injury hasn't put a damper on your wit and charisma!!!!

I hadn't heard of this store of which you speak....Hoosier Tent and Awning! ROFLMAO!!!! Is it in Indy?

Off to the gym......Mr. seems to be in a remission for the moment.....Florence Silver-Nightingale will take her chances and run!

[mary9761]

I just remembered several times that I was out with my then single younger sister and neice (again short hair) when on more than one occasion we had servers at restaurants call me SIR. Again, I looked at my chest and thought does EVERYONE need glasses???? Both my sister and I were/are LARGE women (she's at least taller so her weight is carried a bit different) but we've also been mistaken for a couple on more than one occasion and had a server refuse to wait on us, needless to say I went to the management IMMEDIATELY with THAT complaint. I explained to the management that we were in that establishment nearly weekly (at that time) and had no problem with most of the servers and that not like I should HAVE to explain that I was with my neice and sister, for the server to assume we were a couple was discrimination when she refused to wait on us when literally going to all the tables around us and snickering and pointing at us to other servers. We ate free that day and she was fired evidently because we never saw her again.
Most of the time when I got the SIR comment, we just looked at each other and laughed like NOT AGAIN can they not see my chest?? Granted my sister had longer hair and looked a bit more feminine than I did at the time, but there were still times when I was dressed a bit more feminine when we got it.

[BleeckerSt_Girl]

Well I think we are all talking about just having normal size range boobs. Obvoisly if someone has huge boobs and is uncomfortable they should be able to get reductions to feel better, and the same holds true for opposite problem like Silver did. It becomes sad when a woman with "normal" sized breasts chooses to get huge implants that look so unnatural and uncomfortable. (It's not normal looking to have cleavage on TOP when you're just standing nude!) Oh well our society is strange and twisted when it comes to female "ideal" beauty and sadly many women allow other people's ideas to cause them to distort their bodies into unnatural proportions.
We walked through a sculpture park one day which had many Greek/Aphrodite type marble nude statues, all with lovely forms and what seemed to be A or B cup size breasts. DH's teenage son at one point said "Why are all these statue women flat-chested??" I looked at him and said "You've obviously been on internet way too much."

[Mr. Bloom]

My body was originally built like a 12 year old boy.

So, I'm one of those people that you all may not understand.....I did have breast augmentation.

PS: I never did get around to wearing that gown and robe

Just for the record, she never looked like a 12 year old boy to me AND she did the surgery for HER not me. I've loved her just fine before and still love her now.

On the nightgown and robe...here's the rest of the story (as I lay here in bed with a stomach bug). At our wedding, I had a 104 degree temperature. The Dr. gave me 'interferon', a dose for me and a dose for her ($32/pill 20 years ago). Getting to Boca Raton by plane was a fiasco finally arriving at 1:30 AM. We were whipped. Long story short, my fever broke at 3AM and I awoke in a cold sweat and the bed was drenched with sweat. SO, on our first night of marriage, and without thinking, I had to wake Silver up and let her know that I had "wet the bed"...not thinking of what I was describing! And 20 years later, I'm still sick in bed