What a beautiful day.

I hate this hill and why does it always have to be at the beginning of my run.

Well, that's the price you pay for living on a hill.

Man my calves are tight, I hate my calves. When is this hill going to end.

Hill's over yeah. Oooooooooo, look at the pretty mountain.

Why is my heartrate so low when it feels like I'm working way harder.

Oh, there's a woodpecker.

Oooooo, look at the pretty mountain.

If I stretch this out a little longer will I still be able to have a shower before work.

You wouldn't be having this conversation with self if you hadn't spent so much time on TE this morning.

Lets do the math, damn its hard to do mental math while running. I wonder if that has to do with oxygen deprivation.

Back up the hill, how is it possible that my run starts and ends with an uphill, oh yeah - I live on the side of one that's why.

Ooooooooo look at the river.

Ooooooo look at the mountain.

and so on.