Best jersey to ward off agressive drivers

[Trek420]

My non scientific study shows:

I don't get many problems with agressive drivers but feel it's less so with
single color jerseys that look rather plain shirt like or....

anything red white and blue like my rails-to-trails jersey. Even in this blue'est of blue states I've never had a problem. Knock on wood

[KnottedYet]

Skorts. Cars tend to be much nicer to me when I'm wearing a skort.

don't know how well my Hawaiian print skort would fly with a "police" jersey, though....

[Eden]

This may seem counter intuitive, but I find that I'm treated better by cars in the city when wearing my team kit than on the race bike than when I take the Marin out in street clothes.