"Of course indoor miles don't count." says the outdoor purist

"Yes they do, I'm on bike, sweating they count." says the snowbound rider.

"But you don't go any where." OP

"The weather is too crummy for me to get out, they count." SR

"But your front wheel doen't turn." OP

"I'm counting them. " SR

"I'm not counting them." OP

"Ha... my indoor miles don't count. They multiply." retorts Veronica.