Queen, if you had a Brooks, it would simply and elegantly be holding you up!
Spokewench, In Seattle, on the fremont day parade, the police look the other way.
The hubby says the laws around here is worded that its only illegal to go naked if it offends someone and the person who is offended has to make a formal complaint....
"Sharing the road means getting along, not getting ahead" - 1994 Washington State Driver's Guide