D-Cup Ductape... it works!!!

[Geonz]

Ouch Ouch Ouch... actually, that was my first thought: this might work, I don't have hair there... followed by "and it will solve my problem *with* a good story, so if it hurts I won't do it *again...*" (but I know those movie stars used tape... maybe not ductape...)

[BleeckerSt_Girl]

Wow, I feel for you gals with "canteloupes", must be hard to keep them in line when doing sports...makes me wonder about all those poor women who buy themselves big implants (and glad to be in the "oranges/tangerines" section!)

[Tuckervill]

There IS duct tape for your boobies. My son sells it in his shop. I just can't remember the name of it right now.

I thought of buying some just on principle.

Karen

[BleeckerSt_Girl]

There IS duct tape for your boobies. My son sells it in his shop. I just can't remember the name of it right now.

Milk duct tape?

[Duck on Wheels]

Good one, Lisa! Now how am I gonna explain my explosive laughter to the dh ...

[Geonz]

Milk duct tape?

SNORK!!!!

I knew from how quickly I thought of using it that I'd already been fed the idea... and vaguely recollected that the way those folks at the awards ceremonies don't have whatever they called it at the Superbowl Halftime show when the boobs fell out was to tape things down.

I was pleasantly surprised at how easily it let go, though I kinda figured it would have given me little tuggy pains when I moved if it were going to hurt a lot to take it off.

There are good bras for sports out there (and cycling is 'way better than jogging)... but I don't have a lot of them and lots of them are kinda mashy and I don't want to wear 'em at work and they give me back pains if I wear 'em all the time.

[BleeckerSt_Girl]

Boy, I could have USED some "milk duct tape" when I was nursing my two daughters. I'd be going down the supermarket isle in full winter clothes with baby in the cart, and if they started crying, my brain would send the green light message to my boobs and the milk would start dripping enthusiastically, regardless of the time and place or convenience. Milk duct tape would have been perfect. As it was, I had to use the old nursing mother's trick of "casually" crossing my arms and pressing them over the "spigots" until they calmed down again.