Now this is makes my palms sweat just looking . . .

[Mr. Bloom]

I would not bike there on a dare
I would not bike there to save my hair
I would not bike there for some ham
I would not bike there, Sam I am.

But would you do it with a bear?
Would you do it to get there?
You could do it, let's be fair!
You could do it, even there!

Would you do it with a swirl?
Would you do it for a pearl?
You Could Do It Telegirl!
Bet you'd do it with a twirl!

[lph]

I'm a climber and I LIKE heights. But those pictures made even me feel very, very queasy...