Quote Originally Posted by chickwhorips View Post
but if you serve thom a piece of the pie and he never sees the whole pie, he won't know you had a piece.
Not only that, you could have your peice for quality control purposes of course. Then lovingly plate a large peice complete with acoutrement - whip cream, cheddar cheese, ice cream - thereby preserving the presentation, possibly even bettering the presentation of a whole pie.

Now next question - who here thinks it's just wrong to eat cheddar cheese with apple pie?