OK...so my Xterra vortex arrived today. The DH purchased it for me on ebay, got a great deal. So....

As advised, I was mentally prepared for tight, and I knew to wear little gloves while putting it on, to avoid finger pokes.

So after dinner, and a small medicinal amount of red wine, I went upstairs, put on my tri shorts and started to "slip" it on. I got it up to about my knees, desperately trying not to tug, completely paranoid that I am going to tear it.

Ugg...pull...swear...what the heck...Ok..it is supposed to be tight, tight is good, don't want to bob like an apple...Ok..stuck at hips...Uggg...pull....don't pull to hard....squirm...uggg...need...more...wine....

OK, it is up to my waist...alley ooooppp....arms in...Can't breathe, can't breathe....don't panic, tight is good....tight is good...need...more...wine...

Trot downstairs to get inspected. I feel a little bit like Randy from the Christmas Story...can't put my arms down....

But I do look like a super hero, and it does seem to fit, but holy cow is it tight. It came off a lot easier than it went on.

YIKES!!!!!!!!!!!

pictures will follow this weekend as promised.