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  1. 01-10-2007, 02:15 AM #1
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    Talking Quip of the Day

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    Watching a recording of this week's "Two and a Half Men" while exercising this morning:

    Berta upon figuring out that her wayward daughter is secretly seeing straight laced Allen (who is someone with an "indoor job that is not illegal"), she delightfully remarks:

    "Dip me in butter and roll me in nuts"



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  2. 01-10-2007, 05:57 AM #2
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    "Iam all hopped up on Mountain Dew and iam feeling crazy"!

    Paraphrased from the movie Talladaga nights and spoken in the most southern accent i can manage.
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    Those kids in that movie had the GREATEST lines!

    I read recently that some people actually hate that movie. I can't imagine it!

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  4. 01-10-2007, 04:02 PM #4
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    Dolores Claiborne

    Kathy Bates in "Dolores Claiborne":

    "Who died and left you the Grand Poobah of Upper Butt Crack?



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    Well this one's not from a movie; it's from a novel, but I've always loved it.

    One woman complains to another that the tea is awfully strong and then:

    "When I makes tea, I makes tea, and when I makes water, I makes water.
    Well, I hope you don't make them in the same pot!"

    Yeah, I know, it's dopey, but it cracks me up every time.
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  6. 01-11-2007, 01:45 AM #6
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    Quote Originally Posted by Regina View Post
    cut from the 'Got a Private Message' Thread:

    "Opinions are like belly buttons. Everybody's got one."
    I like that one! So Simple, So True
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