This thread is terrifying. I am never going to apply for a job again in my life 
I got my existing job on a perfectly written application and the ability to nod and smile and interject the occasional funny comment while my three interviewers chatted blithely among themselves.
Winter riding is much less about badassery and much more about bundle-uppery. - malkin
1995 Kona Cinder Cone commuterFrankenbike/Selle Italia SLR Lady Gel Flow
2008 white Nakamura Summit Custom mtb/Terry Falcon X
2000 Schwinn Fastback Comp road bike/Specialized Jett