That's ok. Turns out I can't stand Sugoi.

I tried the SubZero tights w/ the R2 chamois from another retailer.

Review:
The chamois was bulky--not as short from front to back as advertised, and there are exposed seams between the main chamois and the sides (high friction zone).
The rise is also REALLY tall--came up over my bellybutton if I didn't want things hanging down below. Constricting and uncomfortable. I might've been able to make them work by folding over the waistband, but I sent them back.