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  1. #1
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    Jul 2006
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    The boonies of New England
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    Perfect Holiday Gift!

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    My sister sent this one along to me...

    My dear friends & family,

    Somewhat embarrassing to admit, I'm not getting an annual
    bonus and Christmas is tight this year. I will be making
    bedroom slippers for you all as gifts. Please let me know
    your sizes. You'll most likely agree that it's a splendid
    idea, and should you wish to do the same, I've included the
    instructions below:

    How to make bedroom slippers out of maxi pads: You need four
    maxi pads to make a pair. Two of them get laid out flat,
    for the foot part. The other two wrap around the toe area
    to form the top. Tape or glue each side of the top pieces
    to the bottom of the foot part. Decorate the tops with
    whatever you desire, silk flowers (this is most
    aesthetically appealing), etc.

    These slippers are:

    * Soft and Hygienic

    * Non-slip grip strips on the soles
    * Built in deodorant feature keeps feet smelling fresh

    * No more bending over to mop up spills

    * Disposable and biodegradable

    * Environmentally safe

    * Three convenient sizes: Regular, Light and Get out the Sand Bags.

    I've attached a photo of the first pair I made so that you
    can see the nifty slippers for yourself.... Awaiting your
    response. It's crucial that I get the right size for each
    one of you!

  2. #2
    Join Date
    Sep 2005
    Location
    Switzerland
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    Awww, these are cute....
    It's a little secret you didn't know about us women. We're all closet Visigoths.

    2008 Roy Hinnen O2 - Selle SMP Glider
    2009 Cube Axial WLS - Selle SMP Glider
    2007 Gary Fisher HiFi Plus - Specialized Alias

  3. #3
    Join Date
    Aug 2005
    Location
    Michigan
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    555
    lol...I should try to make a pair for DH. I wonder if he would even know what they were made from...

  4. #4
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    THey were truly disgusting ... HYSTERICALLY disgusting.....

  5. #5
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    Feb 2005
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    Mountain View, CA
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    I can't seem to be able to stop laughing! Thanks Haudlady for the laugh!

    Mel

  6. #6
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    Jun 2006
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    you know, that's pretty clever! Even in spite of the eeeuugh factor!

  7. #7
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    And if you cut your foot....they're good to go!

    Really funny!

    Emily
    Emily

    2011 Jamis Dakar XC "Toto" - Selle Italia Ldy Gel Flow
    2007 Trek Pilot 5.0 WSD "Gloria" - Selle Italia Diva Gel Flow
    2004 Bike Friday Petite Pocket Crusoe - Selle Italia Diva Gel Flow

  8. #8
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    Sep 2004
    Location
    Charlotte, NC
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    Hee Hee. I sent that one out to everyone!
    .......__o
    .......\<,
    ....( )/ ( )...

  9. #9
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    Jul 2006
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    Mid-Atlantic
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    Sorry, I had to edit out a tasteless moment.
    Last edited by KayTee; 12-27-2006 at 05:16 PM.

  10. #10
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    Jan 2009
    Location
    australia
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    reallyfunny!
    In fact these might be good to clean up after the bunny. He lives indoors ans nothing is so gross as mopping up bunny pee in your socks!

 

 

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