Dear Tech Support

[BikeMomma]

Ha! Tooooo funny, Kit! Well done!
~BM

[Kitsune06]

ooh and I caught a famous Knot post before deletion. I'm lucky.
I don't get iCuddle that often, because I have to be running something in the background. It's one of those programs that GF1.0 has to have running simultaneously with something. Too much memory and processing power to devote to one place, I suppose, but when it does run, especially for extended periods, I do, totally enjoy it.
I have iMassage, too. it seems to cancel out a lot of memory and run errors.

[BikeMomma]

I realize by now there have been upgrades.

Current users of boyfriend and even husband software (hereafter in this post called DBF & DH) are up to version Senstiveguy 5.6c+. Newer versions are on the horizon by the holidays which will even run iAskfordirections and iPuttheseatdown!

Now both DBF & DH series are much more intuitive and dare we say, Mac like.

So where do we get this upgrade.....'cause I must still have the older version!

My Husband 1.0 has also been infected with the Inevercleanupaftermyself.exe. for quite a while, and frequent cleans do no good. The dang thing just keeps getting infected! Drives me crazy!

~BikeMomma

[Kitsune06]

When my Husband 1.0 was infected with inevercleanupaftermyself.exe I was tempted to swap the hard drive for a floppy permanently and go from there, but the hardware exchange was apparently not compatible.
Are your preferences set up correctly? "cleanliness" and "hygine" boxes checked under the "settings" tab? Sometimes withholding Lingerie 7.0 works, sometimes not. Withhold it too much and it stops working. Then things start showing up in the IE.exe history. Lovely. Query about the things in the history and you get a BSOD, system shutdown or worse.

In my mind, the best Boyfriend and Husband programs are likely only Mac emulators with fancy hardware apps.

I guess that's why I'm a mac user, though...

[KnottedYet]

I haven't had the chance to run iMassage yet. I've got so much advanced training in that program, however, that I've done an AppleScript of my own which I think I'll call iMeltYou. Need to find another Mac to run it on, as I prefer the share-ware version.

[Kitsune06]

oh gawd. My mind went to all sortsa interesting places there. iBuzz is a real iPod attachment from the UK. I'm in love. I wish I still had my iPod.
Running iMelt without GF1.0 can be fun but loses its charm after awhile. I pair the programs but yeah, volume control can be an issue. Neighborly complaints and all that. iTunes in the background works... ...sometimes
Naughty.
And while running all this shareware, I'm thrilled about Mac security. My system will never get hijacked.
My other favorite feature is the processing time. While initial load time may take awhile, subsequent executions can be completed quite quickly until I've maxed out the processor. Windows? Pff. One, maybe two.
Then it all comes back to iCook and iClean. Mmmm breakfast.

[Trek420]

ah Macs

some pcs can be downright handsome in that broad shouldered flat-screened kinda way. But Macs are colorful and have all the right curves.

and multi-tasking, the only P.C.s I deal with are at work and they can't seem to do two things or two types of thought processes at once.

What's with that? Must be that right hard drive left hard drive thang.

The new ones have empathy pre-installed, can listen, express and recognise a wide range of emotions just like Macs always have.

But not simultaneously while running other programs.

Macs can I'm glad I like Macs

On the other hand...seems you can't run a Polar HRM on a mac 8-(

http://forums.teamestrogen.com/showthread.php?t=11918

[Bikingmomof3]

On the other hand...seems you can't run a Polar HRM on a mac 8-(

http://forums.teamestrogen.com/showthread.php?t=11918

You can if you have the newer Macs. It works really well.

[Trek420]

ah, that's the problem. I'm an old Mac, new operating system but old Mac.

Gotta get me one o those younger Macs

[Bikingmomof3]

Yes, just a slight upgrade, but keep the operating system.

[Trek420]

I think we've taken this analolgy just about as far as humanly possible, you think?

[kelownagirl]

Oh don't stop! This thread is hilarious!

[Trek420]

Ok, let's keep this goin'

[Kitsune06]

GF 1.0 ran AutoUpdate this morning and attempted to d/l iClean1.6 which includes an upgraded wash_doing and toilet_scrubbing features. I was not amused and started wondering if GF 2.0 would require the same upgrade. Turns out iClean1.6 is part of the system requirements of the entire following GF line. Great.

A word of warning for people considering the switch from Windows to Mac. Although the compatibility for mac seems to be higher, on a day-to-day basis, many users find Windows easier to work with in general. In case of system failure, HotFood.exe, Beer.exe and Lingerie.exe programs can be used to great success in recovery. For fun and to make the system run more smoothly after conflict, run Winzip and expand the s.exe program.

In case of Mac system failure, there may be more confusion than readily available system recovery agents. iUnderstand can sometimes bring up an error and iAppologize may bring up an entirely different, but just as frustrating error. Any attempts to run LingerieforMac during this time may result in a full-on boot error. Best to stay conservative and run iCook and iClean (the best versions you have- heck, borrow someone else's temporarily!) and if situations permit, try iCuddle. iManidiot works, sometimes, too.

More patience is required for running certain Mac programs, as well. Where Winzip works great at any time for Windows, the Stuff-it Expander can be much, much more finicky for Mac and don't you dare try it unless you've run iCook and iClean and everything else is running well. Also, running the Expander program with another Mac is hazardous to your health. GF 1.0 uses a tracking cookie and can sense if other, similar programs are run. Not only will this result in a critical failure of one or both programs, but iCook and iClean will be reduced to their freeware versions simultaneously.

[KnottedYet]

ah, that's the problem. I'm an old Mac, new operating system but old Mac.

Gotta get me one o those younger Macs

I got a 2006 iBook G4.... with OS-X 10.4.8. Le Tigre. I'll share. "C'mon up and see me sometime..." Packing with my iBook is pretty easy, as it has a protective neoprene sleeve. All you have to do is unzip it, and you're ready to go!


"Is that an iBuzz in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?"