you may be a bike commuter if...

[Dianyla]

I hid it once, just wheeled it round the corner while he was in the shower. Poor guy came tearing out of the mens locker room 2 minutes later wearing only a towel. He had heard the ticking of his expensive drive train from UNDER WATER.

So sweet, just like a new mother

Yes. Like a mother BEAR getting ready to kick some ***!!