The definition of Reintarnation (and others)

[jobob]

These are great !!!

OHNOSECOND: That minuscule fraction of time in which you realize that you've just made a BIG mistake.

For cyclists, often followed by a cry of "tim-berrrrr"

[Tri Girl]

Hilarious! Thanks for sharing.

[Xrayted]

I love it. I just sent a copy to my best friend. She talks like that all the time. Makes up her own words and definitions.

thanks for posting this.

X.

[Duck on Wheels]

Here's another variety, new definitions to old words:
COFFEE (n.) the person upon whom one coughs
FLABBERGASTED (adj.) appalled over how much weight you have gained
ABDICATE (v.) to give up all hope of ever having a flat stomach
WILLY-NILLY (adj.) impotent
NEGLIGENT (adj.) the condition in which you absentmindedly answer the door in your nightgown
LYMPH (v.) to walk with a lisp
GARGOYLE (n.) olive-flavored mouthwash
FLATULENCE (n.) emergency vehicle that picks you up after you are run over by a steamroller
BALDERDASH (n) a rapidly receding hairline
TESTICLE (n.) a humorous quesion on an exam
RECTITUDE (n.) the formal, dignified bearing adopted by proctologists
POKEMON (n.) a Rastafarian proctologist
OYSTER (n.) a person who sprinkles his conversation with Yiddishisms
CIRCUMVENT (n.) an opening in the front of boxer shorts worn by Jewish men

OK gals, here's the challenge: We oughta be able to make up more of these on our own.
Hmmmm ,,,
HEADLINES (n.) worry wrinkles across ones forehead after reading the news?

[Hub]

I am adding these to my vocabulary immediately!

awesome!

[mimitabby]

how did i miss these?