How To Embarrass Yourself (And Others) In Public

If any of y'all have been over in the Apparel thread, you know I'm searching for women's cotton boxer briefs, which seem to be out of style and not being made anymore.

Well, on the internet I investigated Hanes comfort fit something-or-other flyless boxerbriefs for men. Stopped at the local dept. store and looked at them in person while SKnot was hiding in the electronics department.

Pawed through the underwear, but couldn't find colors I liked in my size. Looked up and here's this dude, very cool/alternative looking with gauged ears, standing next to the underwear display, waiting for me to get out of the way. He kinda smirked and said, "whatever floats your boat."

I did the embarrassed hemm and haww, felt myself blushing like mad, and murmured something about getting undies for my son while he was hiding in the electronics department.

Damm near ran out of there.