Small problems but at my wits end

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I can see it now:

House for sale $350,000

If you have 1 son who drums, $300,000

If you have 2 or more sons who are enthusiastic drummers, $240,000

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DH thought this was wonderful Suggested we could supply enough drum kits for the number of children who will be living in the house as part of the sale agreement