Funny Oatmeal story...
A number of years ago I was on a Backroads Camping trip. 6 days riding through Oregon. On the 5th day, after sleeping 6 nights on the ground, I was in a mood. Tired, sore and just down right grumpy.
The offering that morning was oatmeal. Just not my favorite and worse yet, no milk, or sugar to make it better. They offered some raisins thats it. UGH.
All the way back to the picnic bench I was grumbling about this stupid bowl of oatmeal. As I was sitting down on the bench, between two other cyclists, the 3 people on the other side got up, as I sat, the bench started to tip over. The people on either side of me were able to bail. Being in the middle and holding a bowl of oatmeal, I could not. The table continued over sideways, the bowl ended up flying up in the air and as I landed on my back with a big "THUMP" the oatmeal came down and landed right in my crotch! I'm sure it was a pretty site to behold. The other riders got quite a laugh. Ha Ha on me.![]()
Anyway that was an omen for the day. That was my last pair of clean shorts and I had to wash them out and wear them wet to start the ride (the day started out 40 degrees BTW). Within an hour of starting I got a flat and had difficulty patching the tube (I was out of spares), and later that day, in a race to catch up to the other riders, I had an encounter with some railroad tracks and had a serious accident... so as you can see...
I don't do OATMEAL!![]()



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