Dear Real World;
I second X. She might be from PA but she's got that German Farmer Girl mentality, and so do I so you better shape the **** up or you're going to have at least a couple GFGs on your butt and that does NOT = happy times.

Why can't you be more like the "happy fairytale" world we were raised with as kids, in which movies like "Over the Hedge" work because the raccoon doesn't eat the turtle and squirrel, the skunk doesn't eat everything that hasn't sat still too long and the porkies don't smell worse than the skunk in everyday life?

oh, and enough already with the hangovers. I said I didn't get them and you proved your point. Geez.

Thanks. I mean it.
~Aryn "GRR!" Fox

Dear Chanel-
Could you make a perfume that smelled like that clean sweat smell? I'm not talking BO cuz that'd upset people, but something that had that "just out of the gym, and I'm hot and sweaty yet so maul me, Tiger" appeal? I'd be *so* on it. So would all the chicas who like their menpeople and chickpeople all hot and sweaty after a hard ride or hitting the gym. Eh? Eh? You could make big bucks.
*sniffs!*
~Aryn "Whuffle" Fox