Dear So and So

[Xrayted]

Dear real world:
Please quit slappin' my friends around! They deserve better than that. Just leave 'em alone to live, love and be loved. ((((you know who))))

Thank you.

(don't make me have to talk to you again on this subject)

[mimitabby]

Dear Mother Nature
Please send Keely our weather (I second that!)

Mimi

[Kitsune06]

Dear Real World;
I second X. She might be from PA but she's got that German Farmer Girl mentality, and so do I so you better shape the **** up or you're going to have at least a couple GFGs on your butt and that does NOT = happy times.

Why can't you be more like the "happy fairytale" world we were raised with as kids, in which movies like "Over the Hedge" work because the raccoon doesn't eat the turtle and squirrel, the skunk doesn't eat everything that hasn't sat still too long and the porkies don't smell worse than the skunk in everyday life?

oh, and enough already with the hangovers. I said I didn't get them and you proved your point. Geez.

Thanks. I mean it.
~Aryn "GRR!" Fox

Dear Chanel-
Could you make a perfume that smelled like that clean sweat smell? I'm not talking BO cuz that'd upset people, but something that had that "just out of the gym, and I'm hot and sweaty yet so maul me, Tiger" appeal? I'd be *so* on it. So would all the chicas who like their menpeople and chickpeople all hot and sweaty after a hard ride or hitting the gym. Eh? Eh? You could make big bucks.
*sniffs!*
~Aryn "Whuffle" Fox

[paigette]

Dear coworker's assistant-

Look, honey, I get that I'm a newbie to the organization, but I have 4 years of full time experience in this type of position. I'm sorry you applied for this position & they didn't select you.....take that up with the people who did the hiring! And being the constant "yes" woman to your boss is really pathetic & may be why you were not selected for this position.

Thanks,

[mary9761]

“I don’t condone obesity, but I don’t think we all need to be a f—king size two. It’s a ridiculous goal. You know what’s important? Living well and not being consumed with eating boring salads that you hate.”
-- Katherine Heigl

I LOVE IT!!!

[paigette]

I LOVE IT!!!

It was in People this morning! In a summer Prevention article(yes, I read a lot) she had mentioned her family were all larger people but emphasized that they were healthy....so yeah....I'm loving her right now!

[BleeckerSt_Girl]

Dear Bike painter, UPS handlers, & Bike shop who will be putting it together in the end,

Please please don't make any more mistakes that will mean yet MORE disappoints and waiting by my poor DH who has been patiently waiting for his new bike for 5 months now. First there was the 2 month delay because of false promises of frames being available by August. Now, just when we were to pick it up finished and ready this weekend....Bike painter made a mistake with the wrong color...now it has to be sent back across the entire country AGAIN to repaint, then back again East. UPS please don't bash this bike up while throwing it off trucks while it's traveling across the country 3 times instead of once.
And Bike shop, please don't lose or misplace the no-longer-made parts that my DH painstakingly located from various parts of the world and gathered and sent to you in anticipation of the right color bike arriving this week (and which is now on it's way back to the opposite far coast again for yet another 3 weeks). Watch over that box and don't let anyone open it and mess with the stuff inside.
My DH is such a wonderful man and so kind and gentle. All he wants is one nice bike. He deserves to not have to suffer any further disappointments than there already have been! Already there are precious few days left to ride this season before the snows fly.
Please don't let anything else go wrong!