The Dogs

[Nanci]

Two women were out for a Saturday stroll. One had a Doberman and
the other, a Chihuahua

As they walked down the street, the one with the
Doberman said to her friend, "Let's go over to that bar for a drink."

The lady with the Chihuahua said, "We can't go in there. We've got dogs
with us."

The one with the Doberman said, "Just watch, and do as I do."
She put on a pair of dark glasses, walked over to the bar
and started to walk in.

The bouncer at the door said, "Sorry, lady, no pets allowed."

The woman said, "You don't understand. This is my seeing-eye dog."

The bouncer said, "A Doberman?"

The woman said, "Yes, they're using them now. They're very good."

The bouncer said, "OK, come on in."

The lady with the Chihuahua thought that convincing
the bouncer that a Chihuahua was a seeing-eye dog may be a bit more
difficult, but thought, "What the heck," so she put on her dark glasses
and started to walk in.

Once again the bouncer said, "Sorry, lady, no pets allowed."

The woman said, "You don't understand. This is my seeing-eye dog".

The bouncer said, "A Chihuahua ?"

The woman with the Chihuahua said... "A Chihuahua ? They gave me a f_ _ _ _ _ _ Chihuahua ?!"

[margo49]

Oh yeah!

[chickwhorips]

ahh... beautiful. now thats convincing!

[spokewench]

I needed that this morning!

[bikerchick68]

that's hilarious! I have a friend who JUST rescued a doby puppy... will forward it!

[CyclChyk]

Love It!

[Aint Doody]

Nanci, you are my favorite "poster"! I'm going to be at Navarre Beach in July. Are you anywhere near there? I plan to take my bicycle.

Susan

[Nanci]

I'm the poster child for snakes and tortoises and other weird things, that's for sure! I don't know where Navarre Beach is- wait-nope, can't find it on yahoo! East or West coast?

[Xrayted]

hahaha Way cool.

[Nanci]

I found Navarre! Unfortunately, it's almost in Alabama, on the panhandle, 325 miles from me...I bet it's gorgeous up there- I love the beaches and water in that area.

Nanci

[AllezGirl]

Ex's mom has a seeing eye dog. Had to forward it to him. He'll either appreciate the humor or be highly offended (he's weird like that), either way, I win.

[Aint Doody]

Well, drat, Nanci. Sometime we'll just have to make it happen. I know I'd have a great time with you; I love your sense of humor. Yep, Navarre is in the panhandle--near Destin. It is a lovely area. Did my 1st century there last summer--all by myself!