No no you ladys are getting it all wrong! I AM THE BOX MONSTER!
Bonuses of being a box monster,
1. you are always warm
2. no skin cancer- UV rays cannot penetrate through corrugated exoskeleton.
3. always the hoot of the party
4. icky boys cannot try and make face with you
5. Bike riding just got 10x safer and skipping became 10x funner
6. no one can how much I really ate from Halloween
However, apple bobbing is much more difficult incomparison to you less right angled, bulky folk.