Hate you?
Heck, no! I'm jealous!
I would love to learn how to ride a motorcycle (I'd even settle for a super scooter - a 250 cc scooter - essentially, a small motorcyle with an automatic transmission!)! That's yet another "toy" that DH and I want to add to the list - after the convertible, the sailboat, etc. Oh....and after we remodel the kitchen, the bath, build that deck. You know....it goes on and on!
Have fun, be safe, but don't enjoy it too much. We don't want you hanging up your bicycle for good!!