I went for a ride this morning with a friend and we chatted up a bit. I mentioned my interest in tri-specific bikes, because I think my arms are too short to comfortably fit onto clip-on aero-bars. Then I brought up a number of things mentioned on this thread... my narrowing shoulders making my helmeted head look enormous, the big thighs, my increasing weight, etc... (I must admit, I was PMS'ing pretty good this morning, so I may have sounded uncharacteristically whine-y.)

He looked at me and said, "So... you think you're too fat, have a big head, tiny arms and thunder thighs... you either described a typical female cyclist or a Tyrannosaurus rex!"

Just call me Sue...