Advantages of Being a Woman

[Kitsune06]

38 reasons why it's great to be a guy:
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1) Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.
2) Movie nudity is virtually always female.
4) A five day vacation requires only one suitcase.
5) Your bathroom lines are 80% shorter.
6) You can open all your own jars.
7) Old friends don't give you crap if you've lost or
gained weight.
8) Dry cleaners and haircutter's don't rob you blind.
9) Your last name stays put.
10) You can kill your own food.
11) You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.
12) You can be showered and ready in 10 minutes.
13) Sex means never worrying about your reputation.
14) Your underwear is $10 for a three pack.
15) You don't have to shave below your neck.
16) You don't have to curl up next to a hairy *** every night.
17) If you're 34 and single nobody notices.
18) You can write your name in the snow.
19) You can be president.
20) Flowers fix everything.
21) You get to think about sex 90% of your waking hours.
22) Three pair of shoes are more than enough.
23) You can eat a banana in a hardware store.
24) You can say anything and not worry about what people think.
25) Foreplay is optional.
26) You can whip your shirt off on a hot day
27) Car mechanics tell you the truth.
28) You don't give a rat's *** if someone notices your new haircut.
29) The world is your urinal.
30) Hot wax never comes near your pubic area.
31) One mood, all the time.
32) You can admire Clint Eastwood without starving
yourself to look like him.
33) You can sit with your knees apart no matter what you
are wearing.
34) Same work....more pay.
35) Gray hair and wrinkles add character.
36) You don't have to leave the room to make an emergency
crotch adjustment
37) You can drop by to see a friend without bringing a
little gift.
38) The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected.
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Admittedly, I still enjoy #s 2,4,6,10,16,20 (sometimes?), 24, 26 (when I can get away with it), 28, 30, 32, 33, 35, and 38. Because I can, that's why.

[Cali Sunshine]

38 reasons why it's great to be a guy:
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1) Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.
2) Movie nudity is virtually always female.
4) A five day vacation requires only one suitcase.
5) Your bathroom lines are 80% shorter.
6) You can open all your own jars.
7) Old friends don't give you crap if you've lost or
gained weight.
8) Dry cleaners and haircutter's don't rob you blind.
9) Your last name stays put.
10) You can kill your own food.
11) You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.
12) You can be showered and ready in 10 minutes.
13) Sex means never worrying about your reputation.
14) Your underwear is $10 for a three pack.
15) You don't have to shave below your neck.
16) You don't have to curl up next to a hairy *** every night.
17) If you're 34 and single nobody notices.
18) You can write your name in the snow.
19) You can be president.
20) Flowers fix everything.
21) You get to think about sex 90% of your waking hours.
22) Three pair of shoes are more than enough.
23) You can eat a banana in a hardware store.
24) You can say anything and not worry about what people think.
25) Foreplay is optional.
26) You can whip your shirt off on a hot day
27) Car mechanics tell you the truth.
28) You don't give a rat's *** if someone notices your new haircut.
29) The world is your urinal.
30) Hot wax never comes near your pubic area.
31) One mood, all the time.
32) You can admire Clint Eastwood without starving
yourself to look like him.
33) You can sit with your knees apart no matter what you
are wearing.
34) Same work....more pay.
35) Gray hair and wrinkles add character.
36) You don't have to leave the room to make an emergency
crotch adjustment
37) You can drop by to see a friend without bringing a
little gift.
38) The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected.
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Admittedly, I still enjoy #s 2,4,6,10,16,20 (sometimes?), 24, 26 (when I can get away with it), 28, 30, 32, 33, 35, and 38. Because I can, that's why.

eeew, so that means you only like looking at women, you walk around bare-chested in public... yeah maybe in your backyard but try walking down a crowded street with your bare top exposed. men can do that but if we do that we'd get arrested for indecent exposure. you sit with your legs open in skirts and dresses?

[CyclChyk]

ok KIT sign me up for being a guy - I really want to do most of those things. Already guilty of some........

[Kitsune06]

Cali-
I don't *wear* skirts,
"when I can get away with it" generally means at the Fair or elsewhere around hippies, or out where people aren't...,
I think women are hot (but hey, guys are ok on the eyes too... sometimes), and "indecent exposure" doesn't pretain to being topless (at least in Eugene, I know... maybe other places too...)

[Cali Sunshine]

Cali-
I don't *wear* skirts,
"when I can get away with it" generally means at the Fair or elsewhere around hippies, or out where people aren't...,
I think women are hot (but hey, guys are ok on the eyes too... sometimes), and "indecent exposure" doesn't pretain to being topless (at least in Eugene, I know... maybe other places too...)

you must be a lesbian. me, i prefer a nice rock hard body, a six pack, that masculinity, nice arms, etc. -- and i'd think most women would agree. but seriously i don't know many places where you can just walk out in public with your boobs hanging out. it's just wrong. i see men walking topless all the time though.

[Kitsune06]

you must be a lesbian. me, i prefer a nice rock hard body, a six pack, that masculinity, nice arms, etc. -- and i'd think most women would agree. but seriously i don't know many places where you can just walk out in public with your boobs hanging out. it's just wrong. i see men walking topless all the time though.

Hm. Think so, huh? Lemme check with my girlfriend. She likes my nice rock-hard body, defined abs and nice arms... I wouldn't confine myself to just that flat definition, though. I'm into those who appeal to me... Often women, but not always.
You can keep the masculinity. All I've ever gotten seeking it are people who leave the toilet seat up and/or jab my kidneys every morning trying to cuddle.
Hon, I'm not talking about "public". Brave as I might be, and as much of an advocate of people being happy with their bodies as I might be, I'm not gonna wander in "public" topless. People would laugh too hard.

Then again, to each her own.
Peace, chica

[Bluetree]

Hm. Think so, huh? Lemme check with my girlfriend.

Kit... um... yer, er...are... GAY?!
I always thought you were talking about Dearest Guy Fella!

ROTFL

[KnottedYet]

Bluetree

[snapdragen]

Kit... um... yer, er...are... GAY?!
I always thought you were talking about Dearest Guy Fella!

ROTFL

There are gay people on this forum? I'm shocked! Just stunned I tell you.....

deep breaths everyone - utilize that ignore function if you must, it is a wonderful tool

[KnottedYet]

"L. A.", please find something else to do.

Who had the really cool smilie that meant "don't feed the trolls?" That was a good one.

[Cali Sunshine]

There are about 30 or 40 here.

"LA", please find something else to do.

not surprised. and i am from el segundo, not l.a.

[Kitsune06]

not surprised.

Let me rephrase my statement. It's generally unnecessary to state the already blindingly, almost painfully obvious and to do so makes one doubt the powers of observation of the one making the statement. Here, I was enjoying this thread, but Cali, I've looked at your previous posts, and I'm with Lisa S.H. Call me paranoid (it's my job. Literally.) but you give me a bad "vibe".
I don't care where you're from or what your IP is. You still smell like a troll. You've trolled this thread from its inception.

[Trek420]

KnottedYet "There are about 30 or 40 of us here."

.... and the rest of them lie about it

JK, really, I am sooooo kidding.

Cali, this board is a very special diverse group of women, we range all over the map and are diverse including all ethnic goups, religions and countries. Our politics are all over the range and yes even mountain bikers (again. I am soooo kidding).

What we have in common is cycling and this board has a history and tone of respectful discussion.

It is a place we all can meet and discover what we have in common not what divides us.

Furthermore phrases like "well them you must be a lesbian" .... since when is the term lesbian an insult? It's just a fact, some women are, some aren't, sometimes you feel like nut, sometimes you don't.

You are welcome here yet I hope TE remains a respectfull and diverse place.

I'm thinking someone turned you down for a date

[Cali Sunshine]

KnottedYet "There are about 30 or 40 of us here."

.... and the rest of them lie about it

JK, really, I am sooooo kidding.

Cali, this board is a very special diverse group of women, we range all over the map and are diverse including all ethnic goups, religions and countries. Our politics are all over the range and yes even mountain bikers (again. I am soooo kidding).

What we have in common is cycling and this board has a history and tone of respectful discussion.

It is a place we all can meet and discover what we have in common not what divides us.

Furthermore phrases like "well them you must be a lesbian" .... since when is the term lesbian an insult? It's just a fact, some women are, some aren't, sometimes you feel like nut, sometimes you don't.

You are welcome here yet I hope TE remains a respectfull and diverse place.

I'm thinking someone turned you down for a date

well i never said it in an insulting way, if that's how you took it. i don't think the word "lesbian" is an insult, just a factual depiction of one's sexuality. i'm fully hetero, but that's just me. whatever.

[salsabike]

"L. A.", please find something else to do.

Who had the really cool smilie that meant "don't feed the trolls?" That was a good one.

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