Advantages of Being a Woman

[Cali Sunshine]

Cartman's my hero..........especially when he puts on the bikini

Its a joke guys/gals if you prefer.............. I found it on the web, thought it was cute and wanted to share. So many of us take life too seriously. Laugh at yourself once in awhile.

if you think it's just an innocent joke then you should have also posted a "why it's great to be a guy list" so we can all laugh at us women. i mean post both sides and see if you have the same reaction.

[lph]

Hey, I thought it was hilarious, even though most of the points don't really apply in real life. Come on, I'd *love* to be able to cry myself out of a speeding ticket, even though I'd consider it immoral if society actually worked that way.

[BleeckerSt_Girl]

It's just a silly joke list. Some of it is cute. The worst thing I can say about it is that some of the items are a bit outdated. Big deal.

[Bluetree]

Seriously. Racer X WAS kinda hot.

[Kitsune06]

38 reasons why it's great to be a guy:
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1) Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.
2) Movie nudity is virtually always female.
4) A five day vacation requires only one suitcase.
5) Your bathroom lines are 80% shorter.
6) You can open all your own jars.
7) Old friends don't give you crap if you've lost or
gained weight.
8) Dry cleaners and haircutter's don't rob you blind.
9) Your last name stays put.
10) You can kill your own food.
11) You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.
12) You can be showered and ready in 10 minutes.
13) Sex means never worrying about your reputation.
14) Your underwear is $10 for a three pack.
15) You don't have to shave below your neck.
16) You don't have to curl up next to a hairy *** every night.
17) If you're 34 and single nobody notices.
18) You can write your name in the snow.
19) You can be president.
20) Flowers fix everything.
21) You get to think about sex 90% of your waking hours.
22) Three pair of shoes are more than enough.
23) You can eat a banana in a hardware store.
24) You can say anything and not worry about what people think.
25) Foreplay is optional.
26) You can whip your shirt off on a hot day
27) Car mechanics tell you the truth.
28) You don't give a rat's *** if someone notices your new haircut.
29) The world is your urinal.
30) Hot wax never comes near your pubic area.
31) One mood, all the time.
32) You can admire Clint Eastwood without starving
yourself to look like him.
33) You can sit with your knees apart no matter what you
are wearing.
34) Same work....more pay.
35) Gray hair and wrinkles add character.
36) You don't have to leave the room to make an emergency
crotch adjustment
37) You can drop by to see a friend without bringing a
little gift.
38) The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected.
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Admittedly, I still enjoy #s 2,4,6,10,16,20 (sometimes?), 24, 26 (when I can get away with it), 28, 30, 32, 33, 35, and 38. Because I can, that's why.

[Cali Sunshine]

38 reasons why it's great to be a guy:
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
1) Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.
2) Movie nudity is virtually always female.
4) A five day vacation requires only one suitcase.
5) Your bathroom lines are 80% shorter.
6) You can open all your own jars.
7) Old friends don't give you crap if you've lost or
gained weight.
8) Dry cleaners and haircutter's don't rob you blind.
9) Your last name stays put.
10) You can kill your own food.
11) You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.
12) You can be showered and ready in 10 minutes.
13) Sex means never worrying about your reputation.
14) Your underwear is $10 for a three pack.
15) You don't have to shave below your neck.
16) You don't have to curl up next to a hairy *** every night.
17) If you're 34 and single nobody notices.
18) You can write your name in the snow.
19) You can be president.
20) Flowers fix everything.
21) You get to think about sex 90% of your waking hours.
22) Three pair of shoes are more than enough.
23) You can eat a banana in a hardware store.
24) You can say anything and not worry about what people think.
25) Foreplay is optional.
26) You can whip your shirt off on a hot day
27) Car mechanics tell you the truth.
28) You don't give a rat's *** if someone notices your new haircut.
29) The world is your urinal.
30) Hot wax never comes near your pubic area.
31) One mood, all the time.
32) You can admire Clint Eastwood without starving
yourself to look like him.
33) You can sit with your knees apart no matter what you
are wearing.
34) Same work....more pay.
35) Gray hair and wrinkles add character.
36) You don't have to leave the room to make an emergency
crotch adjustment
37) You can drop by to see a friend without bringing a
little gift.
38) The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected.
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Admittedly, I still enjoy #s 2,4,6,10,16,20 (sometimes?), 24, 26 (when I can get away with it), 28, 30, 32, 33, 35, and 38. Because I can, that's why.

eeew, so that means you only like looking at women, you walk around bare-chested in public... yeah maybe in your backyard but try walking down a crowded street with your bare top exposed. men can do that but if we do that we'd get arrested for indecent exposure. you sit with your legs open in skirts and dresses?

[CyclChyk]

ok KIT sign me up for being a guy - I really want to do most of those things. Already guilty of some........

[Kitsune06]

Cali-
I don't *wear* skirts,
"when I can get away with it" generally means at the Fair or elsewhere around hippies, or out where people aren't...,
I think women are hot (but hey, guys are ok on the eyes too... sometimes), and "indecent exposure" doesn't pretain to being topless (at least in Eugene, I know... maybe other places too...)

[DebW]

38 reasons why it's great to be a guy:
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1) Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.
2) Movie nudity is virtually always female.
4) A five day vacation requires only one suitcase.
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Admittedly, I still enjoy #s 2,4,6,10,16,20 (sometimes?), 24, 26 (when I can get away with it), 28, 30, 32, 33, 35, and 38. Because I can, that's why.

What happened to #3?

And I get 21/38 of these.

[Kitsune06]

huh, didn't notice it was misnumbered.

Ok, top, #1 reason why it's good to be a woman-
A woman can score high on the "why its good to be a man" list and not feel like "less of a woman" because of it. maybe less of a 'lady', but not less of a woman.

[chickwhorips]

Laugh at yourself once in awhile.

i laugh at myself every day. you have no idea the stupid things i do.

What happened to #3?

must've been a guy number 3, he forgot to ask for directions.

i've cried when i've gotten a speeding ticket, but it was more for what my dad was going to do to me then the actual ticket.

[doc]

38 reasons why it's great to be a guy:
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I love your list. I wanna be a guy!!