Apparently, I kicked a pickle because I'm sexy and I do what I want.
No arguments here!![]()
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I danced with your mom because I was drunk!!!!
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Apparently, I kicked a pickle because I'm sexy and I do what I want.
No arguments here!![]()
~Sarah~
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Get a bicycle. You will certainly not regret it, if you live. -Mark Twain
I sang to a birdbath cause that's the way I roll.
(Who knew??)![]()
Vertically challenged, but expanding my horizons.
I did the Macarena with my dog because I am NOT a homosexual.
lol!
I danced with your mom because I hate myself.![]()
Life is what happens to you while you're busy making other plans.
John Lennon, "Beautiful Boy"
I hugged a stuffed animal because I'm sexy and I do what I want
I murdered a LLama because I'm sexy and I do what I want.![]()
How funny is that. How do you murder a llama? LOL
Donna
Mine sucked so bad I couldn't even write it. However, I see no one claimed to be doing these things because they couldn't control themselves. **scratches head** Interesting...
Oh, that's gonna bruise...![]()
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Only the suppressed word is dangerous. ~Ludwig Börne
I smoked myself because the voices told me to.
I yelled at a llama because the voices told me to.
Bad voices! Bad voices!
Bad JuJu: Team TE Bianchista
"The road to hell is paved with works-in-progress." -Roth
Read my blog: Works in Progress
I choked on myself because I'm sexy and do what I want![]()
Whoever said last man standing wins never asked a girl to play!
I murdered a noodle because I hate myself
If that isn't a carb addicts mantra, I don't know what is!
http://bikedown.blogspot.com/
“I don’t condone obesity, but I don’t think we all need to be a f—king size two. It’s a ridiculous goal. You know what’s important? Living well and not being consumed with eating boring salads that you hate.”
-- Katherine Heigl
I ran over a fork because I'm cool like that.
Not another flat...![]()
"The bicycle is just as good company as most husbands and, when it gets old and shabby, a woman can dispose of it and get a new one without shocking the entire community." -- Ann Strong, Minneapolis Tribune, 1895
I yelled at an ipod because i hate my family!