I choked on myself because I'm sexy and do what I want![]()
I choked on myself because I'm sexy and do what I want![]()
Whoever said last man standing wins never asked a girl to play!
I murdered a noodle because I hate myself
If that isn't a carb addicts mantra, I don't know what is!
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“I don’t condone obesity, but I don’t think we all need to be a f—king size two. It’s a ridiculous goal. You know what’s important? Living well and not being consumed with eating boring salads that you hate.”
-- Katherine Heigl
I ran over a fork because I'm cool like that.
Not another flat...![]()
"The bicycle is just as good company as most husbands and, when it gets old and shabby, a woman can dispose of it and get a new one without shocking the entire community." -- Ann Strong, Minneapolis Tribune, 1895