Advantages of Being a Woman

[Bluetree]

1. We got off the Titanic first.
I always thoughtt it was the rich who got to the boats first... the poor in the lower decks were left to their fate.

2. We get to flirt with systems support men who always return our calls, and are nice to us when we blow up our computers.
I've never had a support guy return my calls. I usually have to wait on hold forever and then try to get past a guy with a thick Indian accent.

3. Our boyfriend's clothes make us look elfin & gorgeous. Guys look like complete idiots in ours.
I tried that once because I heard men think it sexy. I put on the BF's dress shirt and the sleeves went past my knees. Sexy? He couldn't stop laughing.

4. We can be groupies. Male groupies are stalkers.
Being a groupie sounds almost as bad.

5. We can cry and get off speeding fines.
Never.

6. We've never lusted after a cartoon character or the central female figure in a computer game.
True, but I did think Racer X was pretty hot. Almost. Er....

7. Taxis stop for us.
Never had to flag one down, wouldn't know...

8. Men die earlier, so we get to cash in on the life insurance.
That is sad...

9. We don't look like a frog in a blender when dancing.
You haven't seen me dance.

10. Free drinks, Free dinners, Free movies ... (you get the point).
Guys appreciate it when you pick up the check, or at the very least, offer to do so. It's only fair.

11. We can hug our friends without wondering if she thinks we're gay.
I'm not a casual hugger. Besides, does anyone really care anymore?

12. We can hug our friends without wondering if WE'RE gay.
See 11.

13. New lipstick gives us a whole new lease on life.
I don't get this one...

14. It's possible to live our whole lives without ever taking a group shower.
Not sure I get this one, either.

15. We don't have to fart to amuse ourselves.
So very true. Although, sometimes it is pretty darn funny!

16. If we forget to shave, no one has to know.
BF knows. He once told me he knew he was going to "get some" when he notices my legs are freshly shaved.

17. We can congratulate our team-mate without ever touching her butt.
I don't know too many guys who do that

18. If we have a zit, we know how to conceal it.
Tell me how!

19. We never have to reach down every so often to make sure our privates are still there.
Where would they go?

20. If we're dumb, some people will find it cute.
Dumbness is never cute.

21. We don't have to memorize Caddyshack or Fletch to fit in.
Yeah, but I know all the words to Blazing Saddles and Spinal Tap.

22. We have the ability to dress ourselves.
And boy, does my bank account feel it!

23. We can talk to people of the opposite sex without having to picture them naked.
Most of the time.

24. If we marry someone 20 years younger, we're aware that we look like an idiot.
Or very, very lucky

25. Our friends won't think we're weird if we ask whether there's spinach in our teeth.
Why would anyone think it weird?

26. There are times when chocolate really can solve all your problems.
I'm an oddity-- I don't like chocolate.

27. We can fully assess a person just by looking at their shoes.
I have about 50 pairs. Does that make me a multiple personality?

28. We have enough sense to realize that the easiest way to get out of being lost is to ask for directions.
Men love the navigation systems!

[latelatebloomer]

I didn't make it past #6. Johnny Quest. He made me feel things I didn't understand....

[Kitsune06]

*cough* Anyone play FFX? and you know what, some characters make the movies... to the point you really wish they were real... like Trinity or Eartha Kitt's Catwoman...

[CyclChyk]

Cartman's my hero..........especially when he puts on the bikini

Its a joke guys/gals if you prefer.............. I found it on the web, thought it was cute and wanted to share. So many of us take life too seriously. Laugh at yourself once in awhile. No I have NEVER cried to get out of a speeding ticket, but it works then go for it! If letting a guy buy you dinner cuz he asked you out makes you feel special, then let him (and no, I am not going to analyze your self esteem issues if you do). If buying a new lipstick makes you feel good, then YEH you are doing better than me cuz I still prefer drinking my bottle of wine. Yes I said BOTTLE.

No I don't question my sexuality but if I wanna hug a chick and notice how firm her fake boobies are then I will - Laugh people!!! Geezz.............

[Cali Sunshine]

Cartman's my hero..........especially when he puts on the bikini

Its a joke guys/gals if you prefer.............. I found it on the web, thought it was cute and wanted to share. So many of us take life too seriously. Laugh at yourself once in awhile.

if you think it's just an innocent joke then you should have also posted a "why it's great to be a guy list" so we can all laugh at us women. i mean post both sides and see if you have the same reaction.

[lph]

Hey, I thought it was hilarious, even though most of the points don't really apply in real life. Come on, I'd *love* to be able to cry myself out of a speeding ticket, even though I'd consider it immoral if society actually worked that way.

[BleeckerSt_Girl]

It's just a silly joke list. Some of it is cute. The worst thing I can say about it is that some of the items are a bit outdated. Big deal.