Dear Powers That Be and Skinny Goddesses:
I don't know what I have done to offend you but not having lost any weight these last 3 weeks really sucks the big fat one and I'd really appreciate if you accept my sincerest apologies and grand me pardon so that the weight loss will again begin. I promise, if it tastes remotely good I will spit it out!

Oh and God, if you really are up there, thanks so much for everything you've given me. Even tho I am still a fatty by my standards I got it pretty gosh darned good.