Dear So and So

[doc]

Dear Mother Nature: thanks!

Ditto

Ride today was sunny and started at 50 and went to 60 degres

[CyclChyk]

Dear Powers That Be and Skinny Goddesses:
I don't know what I have done to offend you but not having lost any weight these last 3 weeks really sucks the big fat one and I'd really appreciate if you accept my sincerest apologies and grand me pardon so that the weight loss will again begin. I promise, if it tastes remotely good I will spit it out!

Oh and God, if you really are up there, thanks so much for everything you've given me. Even tho I am still a fatty by my standards I got it pretty gosh darned good.

[Kitsune06]

Dear neighbors:
Thanks for the party.
Dear judgement:
Where WERE you when I was handed the 2nd jello shot of 151?
Dear girlfriend:
As purveyor of the poison, it's only fair you feel worse than I do, but I hope you feel better... sweety? dearest?
Dear former coworker: It was good to hear you went out, too, but bad to hear that you got sick, too... here. Yuck yuck yuck, I thought I got away from that.
Dear Ronald: Thanks for cheap cheeseburgers with assorted animal parts in them to quell my grease craving.
Dear stomach: thanks for putting up with the abuse. I mean it.
Dear butt/thighs/etc: Forget it. the cheeseburgers aren't for you.
Dear boobs: Why are you always the 1st to go AWOL when I lose any % of body fat?

[Nanci]

Now that I have made the final decision to purchase my first long-distance-store-bought snake, please answer my e-mail, don't sell her to anyone else, and don't sent me the wrong one by accident!

OMG, I can't believe I'm going to do this. Happy Birthday to me!!

Nanci

PS, I already have a name picked out...

[CyclChyk]

Tangent - and that name would be........?? And what kind?

PS, I already have a name picked out...

[Xrayted]

OMG, I can't believe I'm going to do this. Happy Birthday to me!!

Nanci

So you thought you'd just sneak that in there did ya? hehehe

[Fredwina]

Dear co-worker:
Once again , you are promoting your changes to the test team at the last minute. Yes, you have spent all day testing the program. So what is first e-mail when I show in the morning: Same Programmer, same program, same problems, but another change Well. I lied. They usually wait till the next deadline and then flood my in box. Such joy. Nothing like think thought your changes and consulting the users. As far testing, you do realize who actually maintains the test environments? Yes, that would be Moi. And don't forget not to coordinate your changes with us, so I can spend all day today redo all my work from yesterday Maybe I should dust off the old resume.

[KnottedYet]

Dear US Voters,

Thank you for voting. I don't care who you voted for or what issues you voted on, I'm just grateful you got off your butts and voted.

[Bikingmomof3]

Now that I have made the final decision to purchase my first long-distance-store-bought snake, please answer my e-mail, don't sell her to anyone else, and don't sent me the wrong one by accident!

OMG, I can't believe I'm going to do this. Happy Birthday to me!!

Nanci

PS, I already have a name picked out...

So you are buying the snake for your birthday! Good!

[Nanci]

The guy still hasn't written me back, after confirming I could buy the WRONG snake!! She's a Nelson's Milksnake.

Yeah, since probably no one else is going to buy her for my birthday, despite my demands- I'll do it myself!

She was bred in captivity, but in the wild they live in Nayarit, Jalisco and Michoacan states of Mexico- kind of central Pacific. I would name her Inez!

Nanci

[Bikingmomof3]

Nanci-
I hope Inez makes a speedy trip to your home.