If I had to choose five MEN, they would be:

1. My dad. He can be a proper jerk sometimes, but even so he'd go to the end of the world for me, including willingly allow himself to be stranded on a desert island. And he can build ANYTHING and would probably have a heck of a good time making "roughing it" into "home."
2. My recent ex, whether or not we are split up - he grew up in Hawaii, he'd damn well better know how to pick coconuts. And besides - it'd be really good for him to learn that he really CAN live more than 500 feet away from the nearest Starbucks.
3. George W. Bush, so that when we get resuced we can LEAVE HIM THERE.
4. The Dali Lama. Spiritual guidance in times of crisis.
5. Johnny Depp, for being so damned pretty.