I was resisting the urge to post this:
*rummages through notepad.txt posts*
*bats eyelashes* Why, Gosh, Knot, what does "packing for baby d*kes" mean? Like how to put things in a suitcase or bag? Why would we pack any differently than anyone else? I like packing, I mean, I pack big stuff in little places all the time... My gf is always impressed with my ability..."

but it just seemed "wrong"