That's sick Canuck. Just sick. Unless, of course, you meant it in a strictly platonic sort of way and not in a necropheliac sort of way....

My 5 are strictly platonic as well:

1. Stephen King - his mind is amazing
2. Anthony Robbins - motivation at its finest
3. Adam Sandler - I love his movies and would like to see what he's like in real life
4. Matt McConaughey - just to LOOK! Geez people, I am married here!!
5. Ummm.... Eliza Dushku - same reason as #4