One of the guys in our club has a Smith & Wesson bike that he got through a cop friend, but he took off the "police" part (or got one that didn't have it). The valve caps were designed to look like bullets.

I couldn't find the spoke lights I picked up at ****'s Sporting Goods (I know this is going to get censored... it's that big box place named Richard ), but I have a feeling that red and blue lights are going to be enough - I know a kid told a mom "look at that police woman!" when I was riding the black Schwinn with my bright safety-bike-dork gear on... (Dork's Sporting Goods would have come through? INteresting...) My rainsuit is all yellow and black, my gloves are black... Maybe it's a good thing Critical Mass is too far away to get to by bicycle from work