No problem Cali, it's easy enough to prove you're for real: go for a ride with me and my friends.

We can meet at El Porto, since I pass it on my way to Marina Del Rey a couple times a week. I would love to ride with a 20-something gal on an Iron Horse mountain bike. The one who can beat all the "proffessional looking in-shape guys with expensive bikes and spandex shorts and sporty helments and all that other stuff."

If what you say is true, I'm sure you can give my Ironman pals with their expensive bikes and sporty helments a great workout!