Froggie Went A' Courtin'

[Kitsune06]

Kitsune06 "To properly petrify a critter, you want to lightly cover it with salt and borax. If it manages to dehydrate properly without said aid, and you want to maintain it, sprinkle it with said mixture to keep it from molding, etc and keep it dry.

...please don't ask how I know this. "

FBI? I think we've found Jimmie Hoffa

We all know that Jimmie Hoffa is buried under the 50 yd line in the Bears stadium

Teamsters. Bah!

Mushrooms grow out of my boxers poo when I get lazy and don't poop scoop my back yard.........

Um... They wouldn't happen to have a good amt of blue on the stems, would they?
...just asking.
...no, I don't want any.