Quote Originally Posted by Kitsune06 View Post
Remember the early '00s fad of "clothes-and-accessories-made-of-tire-innertubes? Remember how they had to be powdered or they'd pull hair outrageously, both going on and coming off?
No, but what about the fad of the early '00s of wearing waist hugging apparel with bone ribs and tightened laces that pushed your organs out of the way so you could have an 18" waist? Forget about saving your follicles, what about your poor LIVER and KIDNEYS?? (Ooops- maybe I'm thinking of that "other" early '00s!)

Hey, maybe we're onto something here... rubber innertube biking leg warmers that wax your legs when you whip them off! I claim patent rights!