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and yeah, lots of scots do wear 'em 'traditionally'.

I'm Scottish (and yes, I have my own tartan - Clan Scott). Brings to mind a few years back. It was Hogmanay and my neighbour had a party. Her brothers (big, strapping, fine looking lads) were there, dressed in their kilts. Some time later one of her brothers crouched across from where I was...and...what a view!!!. He was definitely a true Scotsman