I've got a good one too.
After getting NO fenders installed at the bike shop yesterday "what do you expect", the LBS owner said to me "this is a race bike.. It's not for slogging through the rain" She then went on to disparage OTHER LBS's in the area for selling bikes like mine... I quickly admitted that i bought it on ebay; she couldn't blame it on a LBS...
I got home with this sad tale of woe and DH said, bring your bike in, I think i have something that will work. And sure enough, in 30 minutes i had at least a rear fender.. He was so tired, after a bad night the night before and he still took time to do that.

Whattaguy!