Quote Originally Posted by Trek420
"be a little gay and a little more interesting..." hey, that's my kinda gal
"prepare the children..." prepare them how? basted? marinated then breaded? Note to TE I am soooooooooo kidding.
I hear a side of Hoisin and shouyu is very complimentary
*cringe*

I *just knew* you were going to catch that before I did. And hey, if you're "A little gay" you might not *care* if he:

*stays out all night
*pretends his topics of conversation are more important than yours
*doesn't want his actions or judgements questioned-remember, you have no right to question him.

Just have your best friend over, some southern comfort, and in no time, you may even forget he exists!

Ah life in the 50s. Aren't we all glad we've come so far?